In this irreverent Ghostbusters-inspired parody, command a possessed redheaded witch’s body as you confront demonic “whorebastards”—wayward porn actress spirits. Negotiate, fight, or fuse with ghosts in a darkly comedic struggle to retain control—or surrender to chaos.
Core Gameplay Mechanics
1. Spirit Combat & Diplomacy: Battle invading ghosts with magic or humor—or try bargaining for control. Every decision risks merging your psyche with their taboo desires.
2. Body Horror Twist: Your character’s physical form warps as ghosts manipulate it, adding a visceral layer to each choice. Unlock bizarre abilities tied to “pact” outcomes.
3. Retro-Style Worldbuilding: Explore a satirical 80s-inspired universe blending Ghostbusters, grindhouse cinema, and absurd adult themes—non-commercial and wholly unhinged.
Thematic Depth & Choices
1. Morality as a Gamble: Will you purge ghosts violently (risking your sanity) or ally with them (risking your identity)? Outcomes hinge on your willingness to embrace taboo.
2. Narrative Paradoxes: The line between “monster” and “hero” blurs. Can you save yourself, or will you become the next “whorebastard” haunting others?
3. Dark Comedy Edge: Absurd dialogue and exaggerated scenarios satirize both horror tropes and adult industry tropes—think Twin Peaks meets Borat with a supernatural twist.
Why Play Whorebastards?
1. Non-Commercial Authenticity: A passion project blending retro gameplay and boundary-pushing satire, free from corporate constraints.
2. Adult Themes, Adult Choices: Confront morally gray dilemmas where “winning” is subjective. How far would you go to survive?
3. Independent Creativity: A love letter to indie developers and genre fans—celebrate chaos, absurdity, and the right to parody without selling out.



