In Satoshi's Big Weekend, you play as a reclusive crypto prodigy dragged into a whirlwind 72-hour race to salvage both your crumbling reputation and the volatile blockchain ecosystem you helped build. After a leaked algorithm triggers a market crash, frenzied investors, rogue bots, and a shadowy "White Hat" hacker collective demand answers. Navigate neon-lit crypto conferences, back-alley deals, and existential debates about decentralization—all while deciding whether to cash out your ideals or double down on a revolution.
Gameplay:
1. Crisis Management Sim – Juggle real-time crises like phishing attacks, influencer scandals, and mining rig meltdowns using a mix of code tweaks, PR spin, and ethically questionable shortcuts.
2. Dynamic Market Gambles – Invest mined coins into shifting crypto trends (NFT memes, DAO cults) to fund operations, but watch for rug pulls—the market remembers every pump-and-dump.
3. Trust Roulette – Forge alliances with anarchist devs or corporate whales via encrypted chats, but leaked DMs could turn allies into extortionists overnight.
Features:
1. Procedural Chaos – Each playthrough generates unique disasters and characters, from Elon parody accounts to sentient trading bots with daddy issues.
2. Morality Firewall – Your choices corrupt or purify the "Integrity Meter," unlocking either ruthless Wall Street-style exploits or zen-like decentralized utopia endings.
3. Lore Miner – Decrypt blockchain ledgers to uncover hidden subplots, like Satoshi’s alleged ghostwriting Kendrick Lamar lyrics or VCs plotting to monetize oxygen.
Tips:
1. Volatility is King – Hoarding coins risks obsolescence; strategically liquidate assets during hype cycles to bribe enemies or upgrade security.
2. Bot or Not? – Some NPCs are AI-driven—test their humanity by referencing niche memes (e.g., "Harvest Moon speedruns") to detect scripted responses.
3. Code Over Clout – Prioritize fixing backend bugs over public appeasement; a single glitch can cascade into irreversible "digital entropy" game-over states.
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