A satirical rom-com where you play as a wealthy playboy juggling lavish lifestyles and relationship chaos with your sharp-tongued girlfriend—who’s secretly outsmarting your every move to flip the script on "traditional" romance.
Luxury Lifestyle Simulations
1. Mansion Management: Maintain your penthouse paradise by balancing champagne budgets, yacht reservations, and art auctions—all while avoiding your girlfriend’s passive-aggressive interior design critiques.
2. Gala Diplomacy: Navigate exclusive parties where every outfit choice (her vintage lingerie vs. your neon suit) affects social reputation, and scandalous gossip spreads faster than a viral TikTok.
3. Global Travel Quests: Jetset between Dubai skyscrapers and Bali beaches, but remember to sync your itinerary with her “unexpected” yoga retreat plans—disappearing risks her viral Instagram rants.
Relationship Dynamics & Betrayal
1. Sarcasm vs. Sincerity: Choose dialogue options ranging from suave compliments to sarcastic quips, but watch her “approval meter” plummet if your helicopter-parenting ruins her indie band gig.
2. Ex-Conspiracy Events: Her past boyfriends (a vegan chef, a crypto billionaire) keep resurfacing as rivals, forcing you to sabotage their gifts—like that suspiciously perfect organic caviar.
3. Secret Mission Threads: Unlock hidden plots where her “therapy sessions” are actually covert plans to start a meme empire, and your trust fund becomes her funding weapon.
Satire & Customization Features
1. Outfit Customization: Dress her in 80s power suits or neon athleisure, but beware—her “style rebellion” could turn her into a viral drag queen persona overnight.
2. Pet Pranks: Adopt exotic pets (a chinchilla with a Twitter account, a crypto-art NFT cat) to boost mood meters—but her goldfish’s sudden political commentary might crash your hedge fund.
3. Endgame Scenarios: Earn 12 endings, from “Traditional Patriarch” to her exposing you as a “hashtag bougie clown” on live TV—every choice loops the power dynamic.
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