The island of St. Angora isn’t just a vacation hotspot—it’s a clandestine testing ground for interdimensional goat hybrids. After escaping a black-ops lab (disguised as a yoga retreat), your goat squad crashes into this open-world chaos simulator. But the scientists aren’t done: their rogue AI, Project Bahhhh, floods the island with reality-warping tech, turning civilians into explosive piñatas and skyscrapers into giant chew toys. To dismantle this woolly conspiracy, you’ll need to out-weird the weirdness: hijack UFO tractors, weaponize kombucha trucks, and recruit other goats (fish-goats? hat-goats?) to restore "order." Or don’t. The apocalypse is more fun when you’re hoof-deep in anarchy.
Gameplay Mechanics
1. Quantum Entanglement – Lick specific objects (parked cars, unsuspecting tourists) to tether them via invisible force fields, creating chaotic chain reactions when nudged.
2. Rogue AI Sabotage – Disrupt Bahhhh’s protocols by completing "glitch missions" (e.g., herding cows into laser grids), which corrupt enemy spawns into helpful(?) anomalies.
3. Goat Fusion – Combine traits from collected species (e.g., Hat-Goat’s headbutt + Fish-Goat’s swim speed) to create mutant abilities, but risk permanent "uddersomnia" side effects.
Key Features
1. Dynamic Absurdity Engine – The world reacts to your chaos: trash a yoga class, and nearby NPCs adopt goat-like behaviors (knocking over lattes, headbutting fire hydrants).
2. Quantum Foam Physics – Surfaces degrade unpredictably: stomp a road too hard, and it morphs into trampoline asphalt or spontaneous quicksand.
3. Multi-Dimensional Mayhem – Invite friends to parallel universes where their destruction aids (or complicates) your goals—steal their gravity-defying loot or fuse dimensions into a black hole disco.
Chaos Protocols
1. Yoga Bomb – Repeatedly disrupt classes to unlock "Zen Rage," letting you hover briefly—perfect for air-goat shenanigans.
2. Magnetize Mischief – Equip the "Thunderhorn" hat to attract metallic objects during storms, building makeshift battering rams.
3. Glitch Farming – Let Bahhhh’s drones "tag" you; after five minutes, they malfunction, spraying holographic hay that distracts NPCs.
