In Fun Times at Fuckmore, a mundane office night spirals into chaos when a friend’s magical intervention offers bizarre body-altering choices—breast expansion, lactation, or pregnancy—sparking a surreal comedy where decisions define your bizarre new reality.
Surreal Office Shenanigans
1. The Midnight Visitor: A bored coworker’s whimsical spell turns your routine shift into a choose-your-own-oddball-adventure. Will you embrace supernatural breast growth for blackmail, lactate milk for clandestine trades, or accidentally impregnate a printer?
2. Office Chaos Unleashed: Manage absurd consequences—sneak milk sales to colleagues, hide stretch marks under a “ergonomic vest,” or deal with your boss’s confusion over your sudden maternity leave. Every choice warps workplace dynamics.
3. Bodily Whimsy: Your body becomes a vessel of chaos: pump lactation for coffee-station bribes, host “breast expansion workshops” for coworkers, or turn pregnancy into a corporate wellness fad—all while avoiding HR’s scrutiny.
Choose Your Absurdity
1. Pathways of Perplexity: Will you exploit your new traits to rise to CEO? Milk the office for stock options? Or become the laughingstock that breaks the cubicle culture? Each choice unlocks darker, funnier twists.
2. Resource Management Mayhem: Barter breastmilk for secrets, milk quotas for promotions, or use pregnancy as a shield against overtime. Balance bodily autonomy with survival in the cutthroat workplace.
3. Freaky Fulfillment: Pursue twisted goals: breed sentient office plants, weaponize lactation for blackmail, or host a “motherhood in management” TED Talk. The more bizarre your choices, the wilder the endings.
Dark Comedy & Self-Aware Absurdity
1. Satirical Office Life: Mock corporate norms with exaggerated satire—bosses obsessed with “lactation quotas,” HR manuals updated for “post-magic policies,” and coworkers arguing over whether your expanding chest is “a productivity tool or a fire hazard.”
2. Embarrassment as Power: Turn humiliation into leverage. Leaked pregnancy rumors? Use them to negotiate flex hours. Public lactation incidents? Frame it as “employee wellness innovation.”
3. Endings of Delightful Disaster: Will you become the milk-trafficking office godmother? The CEO who gave birth to a printer? Or get fired for “violating workplace body horror standards”? Every path is a punchline.
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